4 Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than Sex

 

4 Reasons a Vibrator Is Better Than Sex

We've all heard that sex is overrated. Though a cliche at this point, there is some truth to it. I mean, do we really need someone else to satisfy us physically? Even when we are physically intimate with someone else, does that guarantee sexual satisfaction and fulfillment? For all of you lovely ladies who are single but not yet ready to mingle in bed, don't fret! Here are five reasons why you are not missing out on getting any:

1.Pleases you EVERY time.

Never again will you have to beg and plead to get yours or hear the snore by the time you're hot and ready to go. With a vibrator, you are pleased every time. Guaranteed.

2. Don't have to worry about STD's.

With the alarming rate and prevalence of sexually transmitted infections in the U.S., using a vibe is the ultimate stress free option, second to abstinence. Abstinence.... ummmmm... boring! (cough) :)

3. Don't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies.

No babies!!! A vibe can truly save your life, especially in this case. We don't need to pump artificial hormones into our bodies to keep us from getting preggers.

4. No awkwardness or Walk of Shame!

Whether it's the "friends with benefits" type deal or the one night stand you had after a night of taking too many tequila shots, vibes let you sleep, cuddle and forever cherish unconditionally  and will never ask you "So, what are we?" afterwards.

So I say all this to say ladies, sex and being sexually active is all a matter of perspective. Just because you're not getting any doesn't mean you're not any better off than someone who is. Enjoy the vibes and stay worry free!!!! 

Ladies, what are your thoughts on this?? Can a vibrator be better than sex?? Please share in the comments section below. I'd love to hear your thoughts!!!

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